WHAT'S NEW AT MARY'S PLACE

Top 10 Warning Labels the FDA is considering placing on beer and alcohol bottles

10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, better looking and smarter than you really are.

8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, hereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.

6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may trick you into thinking a social network is a good place to air out personal problems.

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T0NIGHT LIVE AT MARY'S PLACE (9:30PM): House Brotherhood: Kerry Atoms / LOKO / Mike Hawk / Nick G.

Lose your mind with Midwest's best DJs mixing, cutting, and skratching! It's time for a throwback throwdown. Rockford's renowned, Kerry Atoms, orchestrates a very special event at Mary's!

All the DJs performing will be doing everything in their power to provide the ultimate party experience.

Don't miss this rare opportunity to enjoy Midwest's top DJs performing House and much more all on the same night!

For a photo and more info about, Kerry Atoms, click here.

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THIS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE AT MARY'S PLACE (9:30PM): Court Street Scrappers

Tough gritty punks love to drink heavily and rock the oldest bar in Rockford. Come and feel the pulse of Midwest's rich underground punk rock scene with local punks, Court Street Scrappers only at Rockford’s oldest bar!!